skeef

woman you wouldn't mind doing.
could be filth or goodlooking

*group of drunken girls stumble out of night club*
group of rowdy lads accross street shout skeef
"skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef"
"skeef"
"skeef"

by patch1111 November 22, 2006

Skeej

Someone who expects something (food, money, whatever) from someone else for absolutely nothing in return. Panhandlers pretty much the perfect example. From the TC.

No, I won't give you my spare change you worthless fucking skeej.

by jestem July 18, 2005

skeedle-bop

a squeel, shout, or other awkard sound emitted from the mouth in the form of a pattern and or unrecognizable melody.
sometimes used when one is excited; often used in an inappropriate setting where any sound, especially skeedle-bopping, is highly disrespectful.
skeedle-bopping is used most often in order to open the door to many awkward sounds; including- but not limited to- obscure lines from disney sound-track songs, will ferrell quotes, terrible rap songs, and teacher's names. these bursts of uncalled for sounds and phrases always, without a doubt, proceed the initial skeedle-bop

(garage-band recording is needed for the full effect of a successful skeedle-bop session.)

in short, it is something along the lines of scatting, but not quite as fancy or taken even remotely half as serious.

jessi- "dude, deedle skeebop bop deedle deed"
ashley - "dude yeah! garage band that shit!"
mr. butte- "sunuvabitch this is a classroom. please be silent."
jessi- "you's got a sassy BOWDAY"
ashley- "you ain't neva had a frand like me BOW WOW OW"
jessi- "fast car, on the highway, on the free way, mr. robo-cop"
ashley- "billie-jean is not mah-"
jessi- "dA k0oPsZ!"
ashley- "dude! yo yo yo asholtee mah frand, we go togetha like peanut buttah and jam"
jessi- "DUDE FUCKIN GARAGE BAND THAT SHIT!"
mr. butte- "shut up."
jessi- "BUTTE, FUCKING FLAVA FLAVE!"
ashley- "i'm a little dove gonna cut mah little dove wrists. WHEN DOVES CRY. prince yo mah boyfrand"
jessi- "yo da boss, the king, fa sho"
ashley- "i wanna touch yo boWdaY"
jessi- "mm damn gurl diva senora cross mmm dammnn carbohydrates sumbitch GODDAMNIT DADDY"
ashley- "nice meat-load reference dude.
jessi- "shyea. we need to garage band that shit."
ashley- "ROCK ME AMADEUS"
jessi- "i really miss mah home-ays"
mr. butte- "jesus christ, skeedle-bopping should be outlawed!"
jessi + ashley- "MMM DAMN LOOK AD DAT BEAUT!...LeDewDisz!"

by jessi bittel October 8, 2006

Sayeef

Sayeef, is a guy with a good heart that does shit for his boys purely out of love. His striking looks and devilish smile means he’s a hit with the ladies. Talking to him is therapeutic, because he listens well and gives good advice, but sometimes has trashy taste in music and a pervatious perspective on the ladies other than that he has a small place in my heart.

Kesha: “Oh Sayeef? Yeah I love him he’s such a sweet soul.”

by Q.kesha October 28, 2018

skeegit

the sound of an invisible bicycle being riden by a visible human being.

say a girl named ashley was pretending to ride an invisible bike. she would say "skeegit skeegit", this simulates the peddling noise of a rusty bike owned by erich.

by pashley pattson November 10, 2004

Skeeb

A dance move most commonly performed at parties that involves leaning backwards and moving ones arms in a rolling formation towards the chest.

NOW THAT NOW THAT NOW THAT IS THE SKEEB *everyone dances*

by Skeeberchowchow May 31, 2017

skeefix

When your ADHD is so bad you can never focus on anything for more than a second.

Yo James where’d you go? -oh I was just pulling a skeefix

Hey James wtf I thought you had my back! -oops pulled a skeefix and had to go pee

by Hernicus October 17, 2021