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Filthy SkeeBall

Sexual act, while having sex in the missionary position. Right before ejaculation, the man pulls out, shoots his load in her belly-button, then punches her in the stomach trying to shoot the cum into her mouth or on her tits, gaining points for nipples, eyes, and mouth.
Billy was banging some chick and got 50 points when he performed a filthy skeeball.
by Whobeedoobee September 26, 2008
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skweef

Stands for Super-Killer-Weed-Keef
Dude, all I got is this half a bowl of Mids, you got any skweef to throw on top of it?
by Sean Bernhardt April 21, 2008
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Skwerving

The act of when a snowboarder has to (or wants to for a laugh) swerve in and out of skiers.

From the combination of words: Ski & Swerving

Note: Not acceptable to skwerve in and out of ski school kids.
Hey man, I just skwerved that whole bus party of skiers back there on that blue piste

or,

Hey man, Skwerving is soo fun!
by pistebasheryeah February 24, 2009
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skwesmize

a Mi'k-lish (Mi'kmaq beginning with an English ending) term derived from the Mi'kmaq word Skwesm which translates into Bitch

skwesmize - adj. to be a bitch to someone

skwesmizer - adj. someone who is always a bitch

skwesmizing - adj. the act of being a bitch to one particular person

skwesmized - adj. someone who has been the victim of the bitch
David accused Katie of being a skwesmizer. Meanwhile Katie proclaimed that she had been skwesmized by David.
by issipoo March 30, 2012
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skwed

Slang term for a single Newport cigarette. Originated in the urban communites of Pittsburgh, PA, the term "skwed" mimicks the word "square" which is also a slang term for a cigarette.
John: "Ayo lemme get a skwed"
Chris: "I only got 1 left....Cant even do it"

"Stop by the gas station so I can grab me a pack of skweds"
by Snook Rooney April 28, 2013
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skeebler

A monster who gets drive out of having a baby with a beautiful young girl who's mom has died then leaves her for her best friend when she flies to Mexico to deal with her mother's death. Reeks of hot tuna and his balls are filled with balsamic vinegar. His arteries consist of slippy Joes and his blood is 95 percent vodka. Has no feelings because his heart has a pinched nerve from injecting himself with hatred and disgrace.
John Smith is a skeebler
by aobeee February 10, 2017
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Skeebie

(noun.) The burning hot and/or dry ash that sucks through the bowl and into your mouth or throat, causing you to cough/choke and/or make a nasty face a require water immediately.

(noun.) Referring to little bits of anything, known or unknown.

(verb.) Generally messing around/disrupting order.
(n) I was pretty sure the bowl was cashed, but hit it one more time anyway and I got all the skeebies in my mouth.

(n) As I inspected the plant, I saw there were some little skeebies all over it.

(n) Ahhh no! I got some skeebies on my shirt.

(v) I'm tryin to work and this guy's over here skeebin around, doin fuck all!

(v) I skeebed it all up dude, I'm sorry.
by ScoopKid October 28, 2019
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