skwed 

Slang term for a single Newport cigarette. Originated in the urban communites of Pittsburgh, PA, the term "skwed" mimicks the word "square" which is also a slang term for a cigarette.

John: "Ayo lemme get a skwed"
Chris: "I only got 1 left....Cant even do it"

"Stop by the gas station so I can grab me a pack of skweds"

skwed by Snook Rooney April 28, 2013

skedgy 

A weird combination of sketchy and edgy at the same time.

Person 1:Dude... All 30 of my pets died yesterday...
Person 2:That is hella skedgy

skedgy by TheOneAndOnlyUnitato November 21, 2016

Skeedo 

The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.

Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.

Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.

Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.

Skeedo by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013

skedump

A skedump occurs when one takes a shit and squeezes so hard that he stimulates his prostate and skeets.

Timmy sat on the toilet and squeezed until the giant fecal root shot into the toilet. The huge release tickled his prostate and he had a nice skeet.

skedump by EpYoN March 9, 2005

skedoosh 

An action word ie: POW, Bang. to be used only when the situation calls for a word that goes beyond all limits of amazing.

"I will totaly take you down...SKEDOOSH!"

skedoosh by xxLaLa Lizzyxx July 3, 2008

Sawed Off Fuck 

A short man/woman that acts like an asshole

Wow, Jim is a sawed off fuck!

Sawed Off Fuck by sheffy7401 August 4, 2016

sawed-off shotgun

A regular double barrel shotgun, except someone took the time and effort to saw off a few centimeters from the barrel (and possibly the stock as well). this modified firearm is very useful for short-range crowd-control.

A sawed-off shotgun is easier to hide in a tuxedo than the original shotgun.

sawed-off shotgun by KosiceSlovak March 12, 2008