Wheel some skeeze

to (wheel) hook up or pick up a (skeeze) skanky , slutty or easy partner..

daniel: YOOo were gonnaWheel some skeeze tonigh!! ahah jokingg. only hot girls

Mikey: you should have seen him last night he wheeled some skeeze

by jucied January 2, 2011

skeezed out

(Predominantly British term) Being both skeezed and aroused at the same time.

He was kinda skeezed out at the thought of being in a fertility clinic, knowing so many men were gonna be wanking nearby.

by HoustonWrodNerd September 12, 2018

cross-country skeez

Skeezing on a girl from a considerable distance (out of ejaculation range at least) and preferrably via text messaging.

Eric: "See dat hood rat up da street?"

Travis: "Oh yea, I been cross-country skeezing on her fo sho."

by Eric and Trav January 5, 2008

skeezed up

used to mean "has alot of females"

yo bro this party is skeezed up! Get over here!

by trickassbeezy July 4, 2009

SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."

Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.

by herpmyderp69 February 23, 2011

Skeezed

To obtain something by using unconventional and/or criminal ways usually involving a type of manipulation

Bruh I skeezed the shit out of that dude to get a new ar

by Therealskeezer June 30, 2018

Skeezed

(Adj.) Skeezed: to get as drunk as humanly possible whilst maintaining conscious. (Normally waking up in the floor folded like a suitcase)

Bro 1: yo, did you see how many beers I drank last night?
Bro 2: yea, bro you were skeezed!

by OrcaVonstrangle December 19, 2019