daniel: YOOo were gonnaWheel some skeeze tonigh!! ahah jokingg. only hot girls
Mikey: you should have seen him last night he wheeled some skeeze
Mikey: you should have seen him last night he wheeled some skeeze
by jucied January 2, 2011

He was kinda skeezed out at the thought of being in a fertility clinic, knowing so many men were gonna be wanking nearby.
by HoustonWrodNerd September 12, 2018

Skeezing on a girl from a considerable distance (out of ejaculation range at least) and preferrably via text messaging.
Eric: "See dat hood rat up da street?"
Travis: "Oh yea, I been cross-country skeezing on her fo sho."
Travis: "Oh yea, I been cross-country skeezing on her fo sho."
by Eric and Trav January 5, 2008

by trickassbeezy July 4, 2009

Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.
Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.
Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.
by herpmyderp69 February 23, 2011

by stfuwhore123 May 17, 2019

A small wrench used to adjust skateboards deriving its name from performing key functions, or closely resembling the common house key such as the patent-pending SKEEZE® skate key.
Yo, you got your SKEEZE on you; 'cuz I just cracked my brand new deck on a tres-flip at the park again!
by The Mad Professor January 7, 2019
