Shotgun

When you have diarrhoea and you fart, spraying shit everywhere like your anus is a shotgun.
Dude, I wasn't feeling well and felt a fart coming on and I accidentaly shotgunned all in my underpants.
by THE EGGINATOR January 08, 2010
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When a girl jacks you off and when you are about to explode...she shoves a finger(s)...1,2,3...etc...up your ass.
well i havent tried it with a girl yet but i have tried it on myself..i call it...The Auto Shotgun
by P. Maccontell March 05, 2004
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Shotgunned

The act of simultaneously jerking off a man and putting a phallic up his anus when kneeling in front.
Thankfully Californication clarified what being shotgunned was before I took the art student up on her offer.
by Scientifically accurate June 20, 2012
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shotgunning

The act of sticking one finger in a girls mouth like a hook and then proceeding to eat her N2A, aka Nose to Ass.
Thursday night was nookie night in my household, and I could tell it was my turn to return the favor. I grabbed my wife by the mouth and began shotgunning her like a champ.
by thelawnwrangler May 31, 2007
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shotgunned

I just shotgunned you!
by Darin Number 2 April 18, 2007
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SHOTGUN!

The word you yell when you are about to let loose a serious case of projectile diarrhea. Usually into the toilet or into the back of the toilet bowl (sometimes on the seat or completely out of the toilet as a whole).

Sometimes said like this: SHOT!... Guun!!!
(a quick "SHOT!" followed by a 1.5 second pause, then "Guun!!!")
Two Guys in a public restroom:

Pooper1: Good afternoon.

Pooper2: SHOTGUN!!! (In Tandem with projectile Diarrhea.)

Pooper1: The fuck? LOL!
by Maj. Malfunction November 22, 2011
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Shotgun

The act of stretching ones foreskin over the head of the dick and proceeding to piss inside the foreskin,blowing your dick up like a balloon,then in one fluid motion squeezing ones dick and releasing the foreskin shooting the piss out in a pattern that resembles that of a buck shot,thus giving the name shotgun.
ex. 1 "Bob you Jewish fuck I finally beat you at something,you circumcised prick"

ex.2 Tom:"Tyler,what happened to your bathroom" Tyler: "Oh I just shotgunned"
by komodoassassin2 July 31, 2010
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