Shotgun

A girl who cannot give a hand job for her life. Hand was basally upside-down.

"dude i got a hand job from this girl last night, her hand was totally wrong i didn't even cum"

"wow what a shotgun"

by vbrookie February 11, 2012

Shotgun

When a girl jacks you off and when you are about to explode...she shoves a finger(s)...1,2,3...etc...up your ass.

well i havent tried it with a girl yet but i have tried it on myself..i call it...The Auto Shotgun

by P. Maccontell March 4, 2004

Shotgunned

The act of simultaneously jerking off a man and putting a phallic up his anus when kneeling in front.

Thankfully Californication clarified what being shotgunned was before I took the art student up on her offer.

by Scientifically accurate June 22, 2012

shotgunning

The act of sticking one finger in a girls mouth like a hook and then proceeding to eat her N2A, aka Nose to Ass.

Thursday night was nookie night in my household, and I could tell it was my turn to return the favor. I grabbed my wife by the mouth and began shotgunning her like a champ.

by thelawnwrangler June 20, 2007

shotgunned

Getting owned by a shotgun.

I just shotgunned you!

by Darin Number 2 April 26, 2007

Shotgun

The act of stretching ones foreskin over the head of the dick and proceeding to piss inside the foreskin,blowing your dick up like a balloon,then in one fluid motion squeezing ones dick and releasing the foreskin shooting the piss out in a pattern that resembles that of a buck shot,thus giving the name shotgun.

ex. 1 "Bob you Jewish fuck I finally beat you at something,you circumcised prick"

ex.2 Tom:"Tyler,what happened to your bathroom" Tyler: "Oh I just shotgunned"

by komodoassassin2 August 1, 2010

SHOTGUN!

The word you yell when you are about to let loose a serious case of projectile diarrhea. Usually into the toilet or into the back of the toilet bowl (sometimes on the seat or completely out of the toilet as a whole).

Sometimes said like this: SHOT!... Guun!!!
(a quick "SHOT!" followed by a 1.5 second pause, then "Guun!!!")

Two Guys in a public restroom:

Pooper1: Good afternoon.

Pooper2: SHOTGUN!!! (In Tandem with projectile Diarrhea.)

Pooper1: The fuck? LOL!

by Maj. Malfunction November 21, 2011