The process by which some academics (especially those in sociology and education) develop theories, do research, and publish articles.
by Heptune May 15, 2005
Get the making shit up mug.A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain
mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.
by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009
Get the shitaphobia mug.Related Words
shitpost
• shit-up
• shitpipe
• shitpit
• shitposter
• shitpiss
• shitcup
• shitpot
• Shitpacker
• shitpost status
1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.
The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.
During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.
If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.
During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.
If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.
by Photo Pilot January 4, 2010
Get the Shitportunity mug.shit·e·piph·a·ny shit-ih-pif-uh-nee
A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated while sitting on the toilet taking a big shit. PER RSMM
A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated while sitting on the toilet taking a big shit. PER RSMM
by mauldinr July 17, 2010
Get the shitepiphany mug.Go fuck yourself you fucking shitplunk.
by reggin landscaping May 22, 2011
Get the shitplunk mug.by Maddox Fucking Rules October 1, 2014
Get the Shitplank mug.When your shitpost is liked more than the work you actually put effort into.
An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
Artist: "Man, I spent two years on that piece and nobody cares. Then I draw Garfield getting head from George Bush and that's all I'm known for. "
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
by Smashed Marx April 19, 2021
Get the The Shitpost Dilemma mug.