An exclamation of joy,or excitement. used light heartedly,or sarcasticly to avoid being formal. Originated after a young male won a dart game by hitting 3 bullseyes with 2 darts, and had just eaten some chocolate whopper candies. The shards was added because he is a tweeker, or meth head.
by natasGA19666 December 20, 2010
The act of accidently sharting or "ra-sharding" while playing the game of basketball. In reference to the professional basketball player Rashard Lewis.
"Aw dude! That kid just pulled a ra-shard lewis while going up for a lay-up! I hope he doesn't box me out on this rebound!"
by CeJ x NaSTy September 13, 2009
A person who is a self proclaimed "big daddy" who always thinks he is all that and claims to have a penis ring. Always saying he wants a girlfriend, he always manages to meet girls and just wants hoes which is contradiction in itself. He spends his life working two jobs and on his off time screaming out random things like "SHARD", "BIG DADDY SHARD", and variations of "YEA GIRL, YEA", "CAN I TAP", "Yeah, yeah." "Big Daddy...Shard." "Ell no, what the fuck?" and "SOMETHING WRONG WITCHU". Shard is what you classify as a "Pretty Boy Box". See pretty boy box for definition.
1: There goes big daddy shard talking to those hoes again.
2: Big Daddy Shard left his activator cream on the bathroom counter again.
3: The sink is full of dishes. That damn shard!
4: Me:"Hey, how was work today?"
Shard:"Ell no, ell no.
Me:"Huh?"
Shard:"what the fuck?"
Me:"ok........ I don't understand you."
Shard:"Something wrong witchu."
Me:...
2: Big Daddy Shard left his activator cream on the bathroom counter again.
3: The sink is full of dishes. That damn shard!
4: Me:"Hey, how was work today?"
Shard:"Ell no, ell no.
Me:"Huh?"
Shard:"what the fuck?"
Me:"ok........ I don't understand you."
Shard:"Something wrong witchu."
Me:...
by Cloud01 August 9, 2007
A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Getting on methamphetamine's or ice to lose large amounts of weight because you are a fat lazy cunt that cant be fucked working out when you can just hit the pipe.
" Have you seen Stacey recently?"
" You mean how she has lost 30 kilos on the Jenny shard diet?"
"Still an ugly bitch"
" You mean how she has lost 30 kilos on the Jenny shard diet?"
"Still an ugly bitch"
by Some douchefagio October 14, 2014
After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)
Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"
Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"
Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"
Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"
Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"
by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017
When some one eats to much taco bell and kfc and has diarrhea so bad that he shits so hard there asshole is as wide as there head
by kail the bo November 9, 2011