Sarasota’d

When you meet a guy that you think is fabulous and he takes you away for a trip. Once there you quickly realize he’s horrible, boring, dog, playa, liar, etc and there’s nothing you can do about it but endure until it’s over.

I thought he was a cool guy but we went away and ….damn, I got Sarasota’d!!!

by Never Boring August 18, 2024

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Sarasota Coffeebrew

A Sarasota Coffeebrew is a utilitarian US truckers’ breakfast known for its convenience, warmth, and protein content. It consists of freshly brewed black coffee poured over strips of beef jerky in a thermal mug or bowl. The hot liquid partially rehydrates the jerky, creating a meaty, caffeine-rich infusion. Over a few minutes, the jerky softens into a chewy, savoury gruel, combining the sharpness of curing spices with the bitterness of coffee. The dish can be drunk directly, spooned up like a stew, or sopped up with crusty bread. Common among long-haul drivers in Florida and the Southeast, the Sarasota Coffeebrew is valued for its ease of preparation, portability, and ability to provide both stimulation and sustenance in a single, compact meal.

"I got a long road ahead of me, gonna get a sarasota coffeebrew to go"

"been on the road two days and had nothing but dust and sarasota coffeebrew, I'm ready for a whisky"

"after that frat party I bet she was like a sarasota coffeebrew"

by Texas_roadhawg June 4, 2025

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maryland sharpshooter

When you're about to give someone a facial, you step back 3-5 feet and piss during ejaculation adding pressure to the cumshot for it to travel longer.

"Bro last night, I gave this thick girl a Maryland Sharpshooter"

by Killmelmao123 March 11, 2017

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