by Charles Mckenzie January 31, 2009
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Adjective: The corporate Dog Fucker at work. You know, the guy who wastes time, fucks up stuff, stands around and scratches himself, and basically makes everyones life harder at work because he hates his job so he's not going to do anything that helps someone else. A very negative term.
by DonnieLee August 6, 2006
Get the Scratcher mug.(guy taking a shit) "oh god this is gonna leave me with some real stretched hole syndrome!"
(girl gettin it in the butt) "Oh baby you are giving me such bad stretched hole syndrome"
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by Scurvy Dan July 7, 2010
Get the Stretched Hole Syndrome mug.Scratchet is a combination of the words "Ratchet" and "scratch". The word originates by means of the leading character role in the popular game franchise "Ratchet and Clank".
Ratchet is a lombax, and being the lombax he is, Ratchet has large, floppy ears. They appear to be yellow with three, brown stripes. More importantly, Ratchet's ears appear to be soft and somewhat of a giddy muse to the touch, much more than the average, furry, game character.
This being the case, it's become an interest of a unsaid number of fanboys to want and scrach Ratchet behind his ears. The idea seems to be somewhat of a childish and immature, yet hight amusing fancy.
Ratchet is a lombax, and being the lombax he is, Ratchet has large, floppy ears. They appear to be yellow with three, brown stripes. More importantly, Ratchet's ears appear to be soft and somewhat of a giddy muse to the touch, much more than the average, furry, game character.
This being the case, it's become an interest of a unsaid number of fanboys to want and scrach Ratchet behind his ears. The idea seems to be somewhat of a childish and immature, yet hight amusing fancy.
by Ratchet September 9, 2006
Get the scratchet mug.A slave that was used to scratch their masters ass, because they were too freaking lazy to scratch their own asses.
by slave owner hater April 13, 2008
Get the African Booty Scratcher mug.A term conceived in Appalachian Ohio as an alternative to the over-used adjective ghetto. Scritchy can mean something is of poor quality or uncertain integrity. It can also refer to a person of questionable trustworthiness or a person who is dirty.
Parkersburg is scritchy as shit.
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