california screamer

When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.

Dude 1: "Man I just experienced my first California Screamer."

Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."

by Ho Chi Dim January 26, 2017

jelly screamer

1)A jelly screamer is when u put jelly on toast n u scream cuz u did the perfect amount
2)when U cum n she keeps sucking

Example 1)
*applies jelly to toast*
*screams in high pitched voice*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY TOAST
Example 2)
I was laying down and she gave me a jelly screamer

by Canucoconot July 9, 2015

Starbucks Screamer

A basic bitch that orders a pumpkin spice latte but is later informed that it’s out of season and starts cursing at the barista.

Karen ordered a pumpkin spice latte in which they did not have so Karen turned into a Starbucks Screamer.

by iGotSnipedInTheFace April 12, 2021

lil screamer

a rapper, an 11 year old rapper for example.

go listen to lil screamer
already did

by Bruh191919191919191919 February 11, 2021

sCreamer

A female dildo thats screams when used

I was using my sCreamer last night and woke the neighbours

by The jerkler August 12, 2024

lightswitch screamer

Basically anybody who does that thing on rollercoasters where they scream, stop and process for a second and then start screaming again repetively until the ride's over

"Yo, did you cry on the ride"
"No, but I'm a lightswitch screamer"
"The fuck is that"
"you know how you flicker a lightswitch, its like on and off screaming constantly"

by waldildo July 29, 2018

Ham Screamer

A sandwich consisting of ham, marinara sauce, and Caesar dressing served on soft white bread.

Steven devoured his ham screamer with the ferocious and quiet determination of that walking pile of cum, Abigail Adams.

by Screamerboy88 September 25, 2021