The result of losing some of your hair after a bullet goes through your hair but narrowly misses your head.
by horny4alligators September 11, 2010
Get the Scottish Haircutmug. “Wow! Jordan’s so cool! That dude definitely has a Scottish pinch!”
“Kyle absolutely FUCKS. Buddy has a Scottish pinch.”
“Kyle absolutely FUCKS. Buddy has a Scottish pinch.”
by KillerKFarren May 10, 2020
Get the Scottish Pinchmug. The act of ejaculating into a bagpipe and shoving it down a woman's esophagus or anal cavity with great force while attempting to play a song on the instrument.
Sarah: You know that new Scottish kid? He Scottish Bagpiped me SO hard last night.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck if you ask me.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck if you ask me.
by xXx_Nut_Meme_xXx November 30, 2016
Get the Scottish Bagpipemug. A sex position where the woman does a headstand and the man stands over her, holding her pussylips open and gently dips his testicles in and out.
Hey Peter whats the freakiest tging you've done in bed?
Last night I gave my girl the scottish teabag.
Last night I gave my girl the scottish teabag.
by DaAraric September 1, 2019
Get the scottish teabagmug. When you stick your thumb in a girl's arse whilst eating her out her cunny and squeeze one of her hooters with your free hand as if you were playing the bagpipes.
I gave that sweet lassie's teet such a firm squeeze while performing the Scottish Finger that Lord William Wallace, himself, would have heard her scream.
by Buttsecks4Ever! August 29, 2010
Get the Scottish Fingermug. When a large, red-haired man - preferably Scottish in heritage - pretends to perform oral sex on a woman but only uses his fingers and makes licking noises with his mouth. Similar to Fake chow.
How come Doug's beard doesn't smell like poonanny after he eats out his girlfriend, Kittie everynight?
Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen
Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen
by Horis Bybrinski September 12, 2011
Get the Scottish smokescreenmug. Andy got a ton of bids for his presence at Operation Tofurkey but he only sent one Scottish Regard to that pederast Hanrahan.
by 2xDimes October 10, 2012
Get the Scottish Regardmug.