scotch college

a snobby boys school in swanborne full of nice guys just looking for a fun time ;) however they are also unfortunately extremely gay and retarded. mostly super hot and cill. most of the boarders are cool dudes apart from the year 7s who are extra gay and are so socially retarded that they cant talk to girls without crying.

girl 1: ohhh damn look at that guy! what tf he's so hottttttt!!!!
girl 2: *drools* must be from scotch college, just look at that ass!!!
random girl: he's a year 7! EWWWWW
*girls run away and cry and pray away their sins*

by loverboy125 November 27, 2019

Breakfast Scotch

The Macallan 12 Year Old Scotch. What you drink to break your fast after a long night of carousing. Do not confuse with brunch, lunch, dinner, or evening Scotch.

Master: Yawwwn... Now I must break my fast.
Slave: Breakfast Scotch?
Master: Crawl to me. Pour my Breakfast Scotch.

Slave: Yesssssss.
Master: <Glugggg>

by BrancaMalfatti December 22, 2009

scotch free

This is another way to say scot free according to the people of Taiwan

"He got away Scotch free"

by whoisryan June 12, 2014

scotch college

A private school in Perth filled with a bunch of crap lads

"I bet that kid was a scotch college kid"
"Yeah he was such a maggot"

by Dr Dank May 03, 2015

Thot scotch

Jumping from dick to dick.

These shoes be playing thot scotch everyday but cant play with they kids on werkends.

by DADEMON83 April 12, 2020

scotch death

similar to the lurgy, the scotch death is a form of disease where the infected person suffers from 'general crapness'

can be induced by alcohol, skinny dipping, or anything likely to make you ill

i went out on the lash lash night, and now ive go tthe scotch death

by lo, the greebo warrior December 13, 2004

Scotch egg

something sleazy and very dirty!!!

Can I lick your scotch egg?

by Sarah March 08, 2004