pester of scooters

What do you call a group of 3 or more idiots riding scooters? A pester. A pester of scooters.

That pester of scooters is taking up an entire lane of traffic! God damn pester!

by observerplus June 2, 2019

Scooter Flynny

The act of being a grown, arrogant, jackass of a man and never being nominated as father of the year.

Did you see that parent make his kid play baseball with a broken hand? He was being a real Scooter Flynny!

Kapooyah, did you see that Scooter Flynny pick on a kid with glasse at breakfast!?

Eric, Rich, and Kyle are sure ashamed to be friends with that fucking Scooter Flynny!

by Kapooyah! April 25, 2013

Slippery Scooter

When someone is soaked from gay bar sweat there is no need for anal lube

Stewart is a slippery scooter, makes it easy to slide right in.

by HarryOne January 14, 2008

Scooter Pig

Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.

"Oh man, that scooter pig is ticketing my car"

by PhantomXero August 19, 2016

scooter baby

A baby that is conceived when its mother scoots acrossed a bed post-coitus over seminal fluid.

"Oh my god, I can't believe that Mikah is a scooter baby. No wonder why he's so special..."

by SynSlash80 June 17, 2015

scooter mob

New age scooter brotherhood that pride themselves with their respect for nature, and their lack of fear. These MEN/woMEN take self propelled scootering to its highest form and scoot as intended by the gods. Scooter mobs enjoy a cutthroat lifestyle and can be seen scooter mobbing for fun. Remember to get into a mob, you must be seen scootering. Althought its not recommended to scoot alone, that type of bravery is what they look for. Scootering is not necessarily scooter mobbing.

Haywood: "hey you think I could get into the local scooter mob"

Jablome: "well, you cant you just get in haywood, you need to be seen scooting, they'll find you"

Haywood: "But what if they attack me instead"

Jablome: "Im sorry to say this, but then it wasnt meant to be..noob"

by teh scootster January 22, 2010

Scooter Kid

a demon baby that is always snaking in front of the beloved skater kids

scooter kid *exists*

skaters *shook*

by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019