Scone

the greatest and bestest man in the world

john (SCONE) scott frae hawick

by SCPNE February 9, 2008

Scone

When someone needs a big fat juicy poop in a public place and they know that they'll take a long time on the toilet
Pronounced: SK-OWN

Noah: Hey man, I'll be back in a while.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.

by RacoonMan012 August 14, 2023

scone

A word used to present something or someone. Also, scone is used quite frequently to attract attention to oneself! keep in mind for flavor, you must have one arm fully stretched out and in the air when using this word!

Yes it also is the name of a tasty baked goodie from what I am told, but if you were to walk into a bakery and yell out the word Scone extremely loud, wouldn't everybody look at you too! Scone! And you may just get a free one placed in your hand!

I now present to you, Ladies and Gentlemen, DJ Apple! "SCONE!"

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you... Scone!

"Scone!"

by TheLaw5 February 22, 2008

Alasken Scone

When a person that goes by the name of Dowd tries to Scone someone, but ends up getting sconed in the end by himself.

Sconer got alasken sconed! dont alasken scone yourself now buddy!

by Sconer October 19, 2008

scone

dead posh fuckers who go to grammar school pronounce it like this instead of scon

oh ya! jolly good old sport, how was the cricket? pass me a scone why don’t you? top hat dear fellow! ya!

by yourcreatureofthedark March 2, 2019

Scone app the beef

When u whip up some good shit and make them booty cheeks clap, that's a sign the food is about to be lit my nigga. Prepare for some good shit fam

Gf just cookin' up a lil' somethin' somethin', DoNt mInd IF I do ;)))), Scone app the beef

by Realgangstermynigga December 6, 2016

tattie scone

using the phrase 'tattie scone' can be used in any situation/ argument

mary:: fuck up yer granny and mammy are oan the sex offenders list ya bairn

stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child

by SpiceBoyDefinitions June 16, 2018