schneider weisse

a beverage containing a blended banana, cum from a sperm donor called ethan, urine from maccies toilets in 0161 manny on the map and a drop of fairy liquid.

when you pop to conti beer garden with the lads and fancy a bananay bev so you order a schneider weisse

by beaniebum June 12, 2020

Schmelzer

Goat

Schmelzer is goat

by King_Zagadou September 18, 2020

Schneezer

Adjective - When a moment in time is intolerably stupid moment. Also known as a hyper bruh moment

Verb - To morb as such high speeds it skips stages

Adjective - How did you not realize it said HDMI out on the dock? you're so schneezer

Verb - You're making me schneezer

by ShinyKinlex July 30, 2022

Bill Schneider

A player, of sorts, who specializes in getting with the girlfriend of one of his homies

"Damn Stekel, Rachel was fuckin AMAZINGGG"
"Dude! Your such a Bill Schneider"

by Bill Schneider July 7, 2008

Bailey Schneider

take a shit on a wind shield of a car and wait for it to slide all the way down

Damn I took the fattest Bailey Schneider on that Audi over there!

by Mr Poop Head November 11, 2013

Dan Schneider

A disgraced TV producer and Creator of Love Action Prime Time Nickelodeon Teen Coming of Age TV Sitcoms who a child abusing molester and The Biggest Douche In the Universe!

Two Friends watching Head of The Class
Friend One: Who's that fat kid?
Friend 2: Dennis Blunden
Friend 1: Who plays him?!
Friend 2: Dan Schneider.
Friend 1: As in bad tempered pervert "the Biggest Douche in The Universe" Dan Schneider
Friend 2: Yep
Both: What a Douche!!

by LordWeathermort January 20, 2023

Christoph "Doom" Schneider

Doom is a drummer in german Neue Deutsche Härte band Rammstein.

Did you know that Christoph "Doom" Schneider is a drummer?

by sssSomebody March 8, 2018