Schmuck

a Yiddish term for penis foreskin or a fool.

Don’t be a schmuck and create an embarrassing scene in public!

by Wutch fur bikini December 20, 2023

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

Schmuck

Hanna, Hanna is a jokeman

Hanna is such a schmuck

by Lolsnd October 19, 2019

Schmuck

Hanna is a jokeman

Shmick schmuck

by Lolsnd October 19, 2019

Chicken Schmuck

A frightened Baffoon

He was such a Chicken Schmuck

by SG1958 December 17, 2020

schmuck

An idiot that pisses you off so much and u cant be bothered to shout at them so,you call them a schmuck.

"Oh shut up you schmuck"

by ThatFulaKiddo January 16, 2021

Schmuck

N. a foolish/ contemptible person and or complete fucking werido that send pictures of his jizz on their chest.

Noah riddle is the biggest schmuck.

by Hunter.smitty June 9, 2022