Sergeant Schweff

Sergeant Schweff refers to a specific type of schweff - one who not only attempts to chat up women but also men. This is not in a homosexual manner, it is merely to better his social situation and 'network'.

Guy 1: Why is Sam being so nice to Tim?

Guy 2: 'Cos he's Sergeant Schweff - he's trying to be his best friend

Guy 1: Ohhhhh.

by Stodleh March 14, 2010

austin schaefer

A small hairless child who looks normal by day. But when night comes around austin schaefer strips down to nothing but undwrwear and crawls out of his window. He scurries around in the night looking for open windows and unlocked doors. Once he finds an enterance into your home he dashes through the shaddows looking for his pray. After he finds you he scratches at your walls. Until you wake. He then eats you limb by limb until your nothing but a head. No one suspects him. No one knows of his secret. Except for you who is reading this. No one has ever caught him, no one has lived to tell his tale. And if you see him you wont live to speak of it. How do i know of this story??? Well i AM austin schaefer. I now have your ip adress. I am now tracking your computer. I will soon find your address and you shall be my next target. Good luck.

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OH MY HOD DID YOU HEAR AUSTIN SCHAEFER LAST NIGHT?!?! He was in my house!!

by Wiwbabycunny July 28, 2014

Schaefer

Derived from chafe, also encompasses being completely fabulous, ridiculous, openly sexual, and the best person in the world.

Schaefers include...
1) Aly - most fabulous
2) Kaila - most poopy
3) Mah - most butt rubby
4) Popz- most likely to make sexual inuendos

"Wow man, you chillin with that schaefer?"
"f'realz, we be schaefin it up at her place"

by Ms. New Booty. May 17, 2006

schaef

Def- N: Hypocritical abuser; uses strictly unfavourable tactics within regular environment in order to try obtain bragging rights over rivals. Always abuses single function in relation to stance. Often regarded as worst assault in world, by many (correct) critics.

See that? The faggot just dropped grenades at his feet. Fucking schaef...

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

scheefer

To ask for a hit of a vape, specifically a switch mod

Bro 1: hey bro can I get a scheefer
Bro 2: of course bro

by Scheefer February 22, 2021

schaeff'd

A verb describing the art of smashing the tennis ball out of bounds on a volly near the net in wii tennis.

Alternatively, as an adjective can be used to describe the feeling one has after losing a "gay-off."

Chris was up 40-30 in the final match of the wii tournament, but totally schaeff'd it to send the match to deuce.

Chris really schaeffe'd it up after David put an end to the "gay-off" by grabbing his man-ness.

by rsnow May 30, 2008

schieferstein

the german word for "Slate Stone" and it also a mountain in Austria. It also is another word for a super pimpin tough flying cat that speaks german, spanish, french, italian, chinese, galic, english, hebrew, sign language, and braile. If you meet a schieferstein offer a sacrifice of two alfafas.

wow where should i get alfafas for that kid schieferstein

by ricky-bobby stacy January 16, 2011