Shaxting

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”

*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!

by Sproo March 2, 2021

sexting

it isn’t sex, it’s the next best thing

sexting (whoa)
it isn’t sex, it’s the next best thing

by charlieissoswag June 20, 2021

sexting

it isnt sex, its the next best thing

“yo wanna try sexting?”
“sure”

by deezknots July 21, 2021

Salting the eggs

The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.

"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."

by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021

secondhand sexting

When your friend gets a bomb ass nude and shows you so you can enjoy them too. Simialr to secondhand smoke but more enjoyable.

I deal with secondhand sexting a lot because my roommate is always showing the nudes he gets.

by SHAGGYBADGER August 4, 2016

wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.

I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.

by Kiperovski October 18, 2016

Marginalized Sexting

When an individual tries to send nudes, partial nudes, or otherwise scandalous photos to another individual though their sexual advances are thwarted due to discrimination based off arbitrary factors.

“Damn my boy really caught up in that marginalized sexting. Too bad that chick he was trying to get with was a racist.”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020