sampsonfuck

1. A completely and totally unnecessary expletive with no real meaning.

2. The act of engaging in sexual congress with a man/woman named Sampson.

Let's get the sampsonfuck outta here!

Mary-Beth: I fucked John last night.
Jacqueline: Isn't his last name Sampson?
Mary-Beth: Yes.
Jacqueline: Wow! Was that your first Sampsonfuck?
Mary-Beth: Yes.
Jacqueline: You must be very proud.
Mary-Beth: Yes.

by czainsaw May 13, 2006

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samsonite

When someone you'd usually find blindingly hot, Usually female, has so much baggage that it obscures their hottness.

Yeah she looks good and all, but pure samsonite.

by yungn8r June 8, 2008

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sammons

"don't pull as sammons" is a common saying nowadays. It's like saying don't be a dumbass, except in a nice way. Usually when someone does something n00bish and no words can express the stupidity you have just witnessed, simply say "don't pull a sammons"

A serious example is when someone puts a marshmallow in to the microwave and heats it for two minutes and sits there watching amazed yelling "Dude, the mellow got pwned!"

When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"

by Tran the man May 20, 2006

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