Sacramento Surprise

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.

Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.

by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021

Sacramento

A nice craft beer 🍺 😋 good to drink con tus amigos

From Paraguay 🇵🇾

Lets Go to Sacramento

by Mycure November 22, 2021

SacraMentos

A fresh, minty replacement for the bread used in a child’s Communion ceremony.

“The children looked forward to their Communion ritual because they loved receiving the SacraMentos”

by DPScherer November 1, 2023

Sacramento Kings

People say they could beat the Warriors, but the Warriors and their fans still don't really think they could beat the Warriors yet, since it hasn't happened.

The Sacramento Kings are a good team, but the Warriors still don't think they're as good as the Warriors.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

sacramento space suit

When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.

Dear God did you smell that guy, he's rocking a Sacramento space suit.

by jdazza30 October 25, 2014

Sacramento

Sacramento, “The Land of the Nothing” or the other Indianapolis. The city and area has never had an identity or redeeming qualities. This is important to point out only because there’s a gigantic pool of low motivation basement dwellers, mall walkers and parking lot sloths that just hang out and justify how great this meaningless town is to support their decision to stay and do nothing with their own lives. Downtown Sac and now surrounding areas smell and look like giant used condom. Self promoting Sac worshippers (adult children) drive around this dump of a city in their shitty sedan, filled with Burger King dumping Burger King wrappers and ashtrays in Dollar General parking lots. Sac is just an extension of Fresno.

After leaving Wang Tung Massage Parlor in downtown Sacramento Tuesday afternoon, Kevin drove along the sidewalk throwing garbage out of his Ford Tempo while smoking a half used menthol he found on his dashboard.

by Logic Based April 25, 2024

Sacramento Handshake

Cumming on another man’s shaft; the primary method of greeting in Sacramento, CA. Commonly shortened to Sac Shake.

Yeah, I met Drew last week—he gave me the Sacramento handshake and told me about his dog.

by Drater004 July 13, 2024