saber tooth grasshopper

When the muscle in you're wheener jumps

My saber tooth grasshopper wouldn't settle down.

by Dicketh February 29, 2016

Beat saber

Dick in my balls

Hey did you know “beat saber” is my favorite song?

by Infusing June 17, 2023

Slip-a-Saber

(Noun) A revolutionary piece of Jedi lounge-wear: a slipper that glows like a lightsaber, making every trip to the fridge feel like an epic duel. Ideal for force-sensitive feet and defending the galaxy… from cold floors.

Darth Maul: "I have been granted the power of the Slip-a-Saber! There's no defeating me now!"

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

Light saber

A light saber is when you pour the liquid from a glow stick onto your dick and go to a dark room to helicopter it around

"When I saw the new Star Wars movie I pulled a light saber in the theater."

by Big poppa bear January 08, 2017

Saber Tooth

A female "cougar" over 60. Flirts outrageously with younger men and is extremely proud of her aging body.

Some younger men prefer a Saber Tooth for their infinite experience and wisdom, rather than a Cougar, who is in it for the good times.

by Saber Tooth 1 December 31, 2012

Saber tooth tiger

When performing oral sex, the person giving the oral sex rip apart the penis with there canine teeth.

Person 1: Sarah git mad and gave me the "Saber tooth tiger"
Person 2: ouch!

by TiddleBeWiddle September 04, 2022

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 07, 2025