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I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.
by jjackson74 September 27, 2012
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When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.
Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.
by Caesar The Baby May 24, 2018
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Spare a pod day

December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs.
“Hey can I have a pod

“Of course you can. December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs. ”
by Bellygoose December 18, 2019
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Spare Wheel

A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.
Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”

Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel
by honeybabybooboobear December 06, 2023
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spare lint

The act of a man releasing his masculine fluids inside a woman's belly button. While time passes the jyzz turns into a crust-like form. The woman then picks the jyzz out with her finger before sucking on it until she receives intense cotton mouth.
Suzie ate her spare lint while jerking off to the young man jonny.
by kamasutra's protégée August 18, 2011
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Spare nip

A side ting who will do a gentleman’s bidding.
“Go find a spare nip who will do what you want!”
by Joebanana April 01, 2022
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spare tire date

An extension of the Third wheel. A person who is in a room full of people who are either occupied by, or attained to the opposite sex. Usually tagged along as a "Spare tire," while couples or touchy friends cuddle during a movie, gala, event.
"One night we were together, I just sat there, it was like a spare tire date."
by Mrfantastic September 15, 2013
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