scorpios

a zodiac sign from october 23 - november 22. they’re the baddest bitches out there. people clown scorpios all the time saying they’re heartless and freaky. freaky might be true but we do have big ass hearts. unless we don’t like u or u did something that made us not like u. appreciate scorpios more and keep in mind that just because 16 scorpios fucked u over don’t mean all of us fucked u over and u can’t fw scorpios... just means u got bad taste.

susan : whats your scorpio sign?
jessica : scorpio.
susan : oh, gotta stay away from y’all scorpios haha.
jessica : no u gotta stay away from billy that cheated on u with ur sister, susan.
susan : oh right haha.

by bridnsknxdjxxjjx April 14, 2019

Scorpion

The best and most badass Mortal Kombat character there ever was and ever will be! Real name: Hanzo Hasashi, Grandmaster of the Shirai Ryu klan.

Amazing backstory and super cool gameplay! He was a wraith, which is an undead warrior, who served Quan Chi. He wanted revenge on Sub-Zero of the Lin Kuei because Scorpion thought that he killed his klan and family. He eventually did kill him and then later in the timeline after he became human again found out Quan Chi killed his family and klan. He got revenge by killing him and still remains one of the best video game characters ever !

Wow, Scorpion from Mortal Kombat is so fun to play as and his story is awesome!

by Y u need to look at username? July 11, 2020

Scorpia

A character from She-Ra that deserves the world

Person 1: Have you seen She-Ra?
Person 2: Yeah Scorpia deserves all of the hugs
Person 1: Wtf this is 80s She-Ra

by EnricoPucci06 May 22, 2020

Baby Scorpions

Plain and simple, drugs from a homeless man in Calgary.

Homeless Guy: "Hey kids, wanna buy some baby scorpions?"

Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."

(TRUE STORY BRO)

by SPENCATEHPWNZORKOOLGUY July 2, 2011

angry scorpion

when you are about to have sex with a girl and you put icy hot on your cock (after you put a condom on) twist both of her nipples at the same time and thrust your cock into her pussy causing a stinging and burnig sensation

dude my chick cheated on me and crashed my car so i gave her an angry scorpion

by the scorpion August 19, 2008

scorpioned

to face plant so bad that your legs bend and your feet hit the back of your head. you look like a scorpio for a moment

..running down hill, david scorpioned

by Thenoshitsherlockholmes May 16, 2018

Scorpioed

When a Scorpio has sex with you then leaves you cause they were possibly just using you but because they were so good in bed you still think fondly of those sexy times while feeling used by them at the same time.

Basically the Scorpio version of fucked

Example 1: You just got Scorpioed.
Example 2:

Girl 1: I had sex with my Scorpio bf then he broke up with me but he was so so good in bed
Girl 2: Ohmygosh he Scorpioed you!!

by Scorpio Survivor June 6, 2020