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Rosetta Stoned

When your friend gets so high he/she passes out that you write hieroglyphs on their face.
Tyler got so high he passed out and we Rosetta stoned him.

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Mike got Rosetta stoned last night!
by Neon bananas March 21, 2019
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Ben Roethlisberger

A) An Overrated quarterback that relies on a running attack to manage a football game. Typically 14-24, 208 yds, outgained by the runningbacks.

B) An extremely white quarterback that tries to act black (despite going to Miami University - prep city). Usually found at post-game press conferences wearing a HUGE silver cross that hangs about 2 feet from his neck.
Bob: Whats the QB's name from Pittsburgh?
Mike: Ben roethlisberger
Bob: Yeah, he threw for like 225 yards last week in the thrilling 20-7 victory last week. He really hands the ball off like a pro!
by Brenden Z February 7, 2006
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Ben Roethlisberger

1.dumbass who rides the worlds fastest street legal bike without a helmet and gets owned

2.steelers QB who throws under 25 passes a game, and has a weird ass last name
Ben Roethlisberger rode a bike without a helmet because he dosent know that the floor is harder than his head
by tha truth teller July 15, 2006
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Ben Roethlisberger

*The BEST ROOKIE QUARTERBACK IN NFL HISTORY!!!
*Led Pittsburgh to the Playoffs and Almost to the Super Bowl!!
*Really hott!!!
*He broke Dan Marino's 20-year-old rookie records for pass-completion percentage and passer rating. He earned the AFC offensive rookie of the year, the NFL Pepsi rookie of the year and the Dapper Dan Man of the Year. His No. 7 jersey was the league's hottest seller.

*The Roethlisberger who performed in playoff games against the New York Jets and New England Patriots was nothing like the one who dusted off 13 previous opponents. He completed 57.4 percent of his passes, threw three touchdowns, five interceptions and had a 61.3 passer rating, far off his rookie regular-season record of 98.1.
Roethlisberger's Steelers went 13-0 in the regular season, more than double the perfect record of any previous rookie quarterback and a record never achieved by any, rookie or veteran.
by *Ben's future Girlfriend* March 30, 2005
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Rosetta Stoned

1: Being so high that you begin speaking another language.

2: A song by the Progressive/Psychedelic Metal band "Tool."
Guy 1: What's your favorite Tool song?
Guy 2: Rosetta Stoned

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Hola senor.
Guy 1: Are you Rosetta Stoned again?
Guy 2: Si.
by lmperfect October 19, 2016
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Royston

Someone who exhibits odd, peculiar, disturbing behaviour and/or attitudes. Especially if they are from a small town or area where there is a limited gene pool. From the dark British comedy series "The League of Gentlemen", set in the fictional town of Royston Vasey.
That guy who is making gallows and exporting them to Zimbabwe is a complete Royston!
by Braindead26 September 21, 2008
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Rosetta Stoned

Side effect of spending too much time using your Rosetta Stone software.
Symptoms are similar to that of smoking a generous amount of high quality marijuana.
After three hours of learning Japanese on my Rosetta Stone software, i was so Rosetta Stoned that I ate a whole pizza and passed out for 12 hours.
by Self-absorbed Mannequin January 27, 2009
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