Cristiano Ronaldo

The G.O.A.T. of football, he is a football/soccer player that is the best.

Person 1: Bro who is the G.O.A.T.

Person 2: It is Cristiano Ronaldo

by Wavzzzyyyy April 30, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Portuguese devil, the goat. Mr. Clutchnaldo

We are losing 2-0 and there are two minutes left, Cristiano Ronaldo mode.

by Lincoln Eaves January 11, 2023

Ronaldos

White guy who loves to talk, all chicks are attracted to Ronaldos also known by his peers at work as Fido, happy feet

Look at that white guy he must a Ronaldos we are so stocks!

by Canevaro July 6, 2018

Ronaldo

A guy who is shy at first, but turns out to be really cool. He is a good dresser and likes to wipe his hands in plastic bags.

guy 1: *cleans cheetos off hands with a plastic bag*

guy 2: don't be a Ronaldo

by Stunzy August 25, 2018

Cristu ronaldo

For the 3

Cristu ronaldo everyone goes ahhhhhhh SEWWIIIIII

by It’s freaking fac May 5, 2022

Ronaldo

The best football player in the whole world and is the GOAT. Don't disrespect him.

Ronaldo is the best in the world.

by cr7voice November 15, 2022

Cristiano Ronaldo

Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.

Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022