Ronaldos are some spunky ass bitches. Probably Italian like 80% of the time and at least 20% communist. Ronaldos are some pimpy dudes (or dudettes, you do you).
by queeeen8 April 10, 2019

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by anonymous November 24, 2021

Ronaldo could be two famous footballers, either Cristiano Ronaldo or the less famous one Ronaldo Nazario. Many people think that cristiano ronaldo is the greatest footballer of all time. His wife is georgina. And his biggest rivarly is Messi who also is a fantastic player.
by blondie? September 12, 2023

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by qasdfgbnsasdcvb nbfdenm n June 21, 2022

Steven Universe Fan: “Hey do you know Ronaldo Fryman from Steven Universe?”
Other Steven Universe Fan: “Yes, he is so fucking annoying.”
Other Steven Universe Fan: “Yes, he is so fucking annoying.”
by RonaldoFUCKINGSUCKS August 10, 2023

Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.
Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.
by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022
