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Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?
by CutiePatootiePie January 22, 2025
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Joe Rogan

So it IS him! I knew Jordan didn't have the balls for it.
Hym "Yeah, get his daughters. Get his kids. Find them. Do whatever it takes. IT HIM! FIND THEIR ASSES! IT'S HIS KIDS OR YOUR! FINAL ULTIMATUM! GET JOE ROGAN. HIS KIDS OR YOURS."
by Hym Iam March 24, 2024
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Joe Rogan

Thinks "You can't talk about people's kids man. It am principle."
Hym "But I can, Joe Rogan. I can talk about kids. And if I don't get the credit I can kill kids. I mean, he think the sun is made of fire."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2025
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Rogan

When someone in a group of friends. suddenly starts talking about bizarre conspiracies dominating the conversation.

Often using made up statistics , and using the word sheeple to describe anyone with an opposite hire.
OMG, that was intense , Dave went full Rogan. As a woman I can cope with Mansplaining , but when they go Rogan you cannot argue with them.
by Tuneraider November 30, 2024
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RIP JOE ROGAN

On 26 August, 2024, Joe Rogan died after a shootout with the police. He will be missed 😭 RIP JOE ROGAN
by y0ur_pseud0nym August 26, 2024
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