Vonnegut Rocket

An unfiltered Pall Mall cigarette.

Dude, give me a Vonnegut Rocket.

by E.Danger October 19, 2007

Stomp Rocket

A means of delivering a baby via a hefty stomp on the stomach. This results in the infant being propelled from the womb, much resembling a bloody rocket.

Upon hearing news of impregnating his Ukrainian hooker, Scott stomp rocketed the unborn fetus across the room.

by chris "the catcher" October 6, 2008

dog rocket

A term used by cigar connoisseurs to describe a sub par cigar.

Care for a Thompson? You really excpect me to smoke that dog rocket!?!? You'd best bust out with a Macanudo!!

by Abriel August 28, 2006

pus rocket

Naval slang for a hot dog, probably because biting into one causes it to pop and squirt liquid.

I need some mustard on my pus rocket.

by fugitive September 29, 2004

Rocket Ron

The Peter Stringfellow of Crewe, minus the hair and lap-dancers.

Mild mannered maintenance engineer by day, Cheesey Cheshire Ladeez-man by night

Fancy a pint and a pickled egg love ?

by Hubba Hubba November 17, 2003

Rocket Plunger

When the pressure in your asshole reaches critical levels that no man can contain, an explosive bowel movement of gargantuan proportions jetisons all material underneath "the rocket", displacing the water in the bowl, creating a geyser of fecal matter. Best used when toilet is clogged.

The appropriate warning for such a manuvuer is to yell "Fire in the Hole!" as loud as possible to save anyone in a 50 foot radius.

Anthony: "Hey our toilet is clogged."
Alex Clark: "That's okay, I have a Rocket Plunger building up."

....

Alex Clark: "Fire in the hole!"
BOOM.
Anthony dies.

by Alex "The Rocket" Clark November 28, 2011

garden rocket

The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.

I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.

by Elliot Hope August 12, 2010