(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed
by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015
Get the shit ribbonmug. When you decide to go bareback on a chick who is on her period. Just after you cum and pull out, that little bit of stringy cum is still attached to your dick is covered in blood, resembling a thin red ribbon.
by Pteradactyl11 January 10, 2012
Get the Red Ribbonmug. .
by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025
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by Ricky Razors November 26, 2021
Get the Ribbon Twirlermug. 
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by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025
Get the 《¤》Ribbon《¤》Stitch《¤》ribUbon《¤》stiTch《¤》ribboN《¤》stitcH《¤》mug.