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Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.
Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016
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retire the cup

A phrase said to suggest that no other future answer to a question could possibly ever be any better. Refers to an old practice of ceasing to give an award (usually a perpetual trophy) once it's been won by the same entity a certain number of times.
A: Who do you think is the best national women's soccer team?
B: The USA. Retire the cup.
by sensei10 July 9, 2019
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Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
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Retired from college

The permanent solitude from unnecessary envolvement in college drama.
I have retired from college, Done with this fugazi shit.
by It's nothing personal July 28, 2021
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texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.
Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.
by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024
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Retire

To stop playing a competitive activity because of an unwavering fear of losing at said activity.
Jacob won one game of pickleball and then decided to retire
by The real deal 12349 June 2, 2022
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Retirement Banner

When you display all of your highest achievements on a game before you log off for the last time
You haven’t quit the game until you make a retirement banner
by Bob-Ross June 16, 2024
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