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news reader

To act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter.

A Russian phrase "news reader" was created in the communist (USSR) era to describe a government controlled video personality to imitate the equivalent of the US reporter of news.
As of this writing, real "reporters" are now hard to find in the USA and confined to "talk radio".
The news reader is lying as usual.
by b. schauerte December 30, 2006
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The Spanish Grim Reaper

Cocaine with hot sauce mixed into it.

The best possible way to fuck up your nose. It gives you the heart strain of doing cocaine with the added benefit of burning your brain cells away.
John has been pronounced brain dead because he snorted The Spanish Grim Reaper.
by Jacksonloveslife November 17, 2018
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Readers block

The inability to read a book or the impatience to read one.
Readers block often happens to people who read more than 5 books a month and they begin to get bored of reading them.

Readers block also happens conveniently when someone has to read a book for a school report.

Readers block also leads to extreme boredom with the unwillingness to do anything whatsoever.
Person 1 "I dont want to read the scarlet letter for english... I have readers block"

Person 2 "No you dont! You just want to play xbox"

Person 1 "I'd much rather stare at a wall."
by jkskk September 3, 2009
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The Chiraq Grim Reaper

The Chiraq Grim reaper is the nickname of famous Chicago rappers Lil Reese, the name was given to Lil Reese by youtuber DJ Akademiks after other Chicago rappers died while beefing with Lil Reese.
Nigga #1: Damn, did you hear how that rapper got shot right after he dissed Lil Reese?

Nigga #2: Not surprising! they call him The Chiraq Grim Reaper for a reason!
by VB5700 April 5, 2018
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reafer

slang term used in the reference of marijuana. a.k.a. pot, weed, grass, ganja, and many others too bountiful to name them all.
"Dude did you pick up the reafer for the party?"
by Mossy[HxC] January 20, 2008
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reaper main

An emo character that does and amazing deal of damage and can completely WRECK tanks.
D.va main: OH NO ITS A REAPER MAIN
Roadhog main: RUN!!!!
by Cash1117 June 19, 2017
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Carolina Reaper

The hottest chili ever recorded — So everyone loves to have a stupid challenge with it.
Carolina Reaper is the worst thing I've ever seen in my lifetime.
by Mrnoobsofar April 5, 2017
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