Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

An MP3 player bought by someone intelligent enough to not buy a fucking iPod. Used as an insult by Apple fanboys.

Look at the highly intelligent fellow with the Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod.

by Phazzy September 12, 2006

Late Night Quidditch

A vulgar sex act in which one inserts a broom stick into another, while he/she is being penetrated by a "Professor Snape"

Hey, wanna call professor Snape so we can play some Late Night Quidditch?

by TheMormonizer August 6, 2011

not the full quid

An old English saying that generally means someone who "Isn't quite there" or is slightly loopy or crazy.

Another sayings similar to this are: "One sandwich away from being a picnic"

-boy pretending to play Halo in the middle of the lunch area and is rolling around pretending to shoot people-

My friend: "I wanna punch him!"
Me: "Nah man don't, he's not the full quid"

or

My friend: "Why is he talking to that pole?"
Me: "Because, he's not the full quid"

by Blystical April 20, 2010

Quillin'

Trippin' on NyQuil or DayQuil...
acting as such...

Duuuuuuuude... are you quillin'?

by Ze P. Page February 15, 2005

Quilis

A Fucktard

Look at that quilis over there!
Look at that fucktard over there!

by QuilisINaction March 22, 2009

Quido

A queer guido, Italian-American homosexual.

Do you see that quido hitting on that girl? Who does he think he is kidding.
That quido is a Liberace wet dream come true.

by The Ace Face December 24, 2009

quiddle

A chilling spot under a deck, where commonly weed is smoked in a circle.

Hey bud lets blaze in the quiddle tonight

by Q-shit shack member April 28, 2007