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Pwnage

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Two definition.
1:something you can give
2:something you can take

Pwnage is the quite hilarious and joyful event of being annihilated
or giving doom to another person, persons or non-person..Usually resulting in an after-death tea-bag, rape, or "thrown off a cliff" action
N00bish One-Dude did you totally see that pwnage??
N00bish Two- I wish I could, but your arse is bumping my facee
by igetpwnedtoo January 31, 2008
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pure pwnage

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Pwnage in the raw.(can be compared to porridge). A substance that magically appears while the body slows down(like during sleeping). similar to the tooth fairy, Pure pwnage comes and takes away a bit of n00b that resides in that person. If pwnage is caught, the pwn fairy is forced to give you pwnage for later use.
june: I caught the pwn fairy lasy night.
july: Cus you lost to a loser!? what a noob!
July after pwnage: Care for a cup of tea, my dear June?
June:so thats the power of pure pwnage...
by Porkbun313 January 10, 2008
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t0t4l f00k1n pWnAgE

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Internet chat-speak for owned, which means "the act of totally dominating an oponent". Pwn is pronounced "pown" or "puh-won", and t0t4l f00k1n pWnAgE is pronounced "total fooking pownage".
TAO is the t0t4l f00kin pWnAge
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uBeR pWnAge!
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FFRPG r0x0rz t3h pWnz0rz
by KaZt December 2, 2004
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RIAA PWNage

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RIAA as of August 06 has sued Limewire for 150,000$ for each and every copyrighted music file downloaded using their program. PWNage in it's highest degree.
The company behind the file sharing program LimeWire was sued by the RIAA in federal court Friday, which is accusing the New York-based Lime Group LLC of facilitating the trade of illegal music files between its users. The labels are seeking damages, including $150,000 per occurrence of an illegally traded file.

RIAA PWNAGE!!!
by Neezy August 6, 2006
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pwnage

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hey idiots pwnage stems from pwn yes
but pwn is not misspelling of own its powerfully own
duhhhzor
pwnage is like pwn only even better

also can be used as a water polo cheer when one team is pwning
this definition is way better than the other... pwnage!
by natalieg December 28, 2006
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pwnage

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Pwnage comes from ownage or 0wnage or 0wn4g3. It commonly means "pistol ownage."
Dude, I pwn3d j00 with my deagle, bitch!
by Colin Dean May 18, 2004
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Pwnage

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Pwnage

The art of owning someone. Albert Einstien invented this when he was typing a shitty story on the computer.

"As I looked into his eyes... we went closer and closer and... I slapped her upside the face

"Pwnage!"

He accidently typed. When he was finished with his shitty novel, all the assholes if the world bought it, and soon, everyone knew and used the word "Pwnage"!
Amanda bitch-slapped Charlie in the face. Soonafter, Stan appeared from no-where and screamed

"PWNAGE!"
by ShadowUT0625 July 16, 2009
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