penis pushups

laying face down, to push up and lower one's body rythmically, using just the erect penis

the keeper, looking ashen faced, shouted "Trevor, forget those penis pushups, get out of that cage NOW, the gorilla's coming."

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

Pushup sex

-This sex position is for fitness crazy couples who can't do anything without working out.

-The man gets naked in the push-up position and sticks his dick inside the girl who is doing a plank.

-Penetration is achieved when the man does push-ups.

Person 1: Hey bro. How's Jenna. Will she still not have sex with you until you become more fit.
Person 2: Actually, we came up with a solution that works for both of us.
Person 1: Oh really. What is it?
Person 2: It's called pushup sex. It's self-explanatory really. It works cause we both get more fit and get to have sex!!!

by Balangelosuperlongtimearamark October 21, 2014

face pushups

The act of a skanky bitch sucking dirty dick in a manner in which she is the peon and you are the ranking seargent

Bitch get down there and give me 25 face pushups

by CraZy E August 2, 2006

german pushup

When a woman lays down on her back and points her ass straight in the air, and her male partner stands over her and points his cock vertically downwards and starts squatting.

I was lookin' at some porn last night, and then they started to do a german pushup... it looked painful.

by the pappy April 24, 2008

asshole-pushup

when someone eats the last bite of ice cream, takes the last hit, or simply consumes the final anything without asking anyone else first, they become an asshole. A consequential pushup or act of homage is then exhibited by the perpetrator.

"Dude thanks for not asking first before taking the last gummy worm! Get on the floor and do an asshole-pushup!"

by caligirl21 October 9, 2009

Pushup

To pushup onna nicca to shoot sum shii up.

Aye sosa let’s go pushup on nem niccas.

by Pushinn March 21, 2020

Cock Pushup

It's when you fuckin lay down, on the ground. And you let your boner lift you up of the floor.

Jack black does cock pushups all the time, while Kyle Gass don't belive him!

by rull0r October 17, 2008