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Poop Puddle 

When somebody poops in random places to cause havoc for joggers and bikers.
Son of a bitch! Another Poop Puddle!
Poop Puddle by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005

cum puddle 

the puddle of cum that accumulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.
Dude 1: "Dude I woke up to a vicious cum puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up."

Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."
cum puddle by bloodywank February 20, 2011
one of the rarest creatures known online: rational, comical, and server of the truth
i think you should ask Puddlez if its lame
puddlez by Puddlez February 14, 2005

Puddle slut 

Slutty whore who sleeps with anyone for a meth high.
For your safety please don’t feed a puddle slut meth if you do you're gonna be in for a ride.
Puddle slut by Cynful Cyn November 1, 2018

sweat puddles 

large sweat spots that are visible through shirts. they affect the armpit, back, and collar area. maybe more
my what large sweat puddles you have.
sweat puddles by monzy January 11, 2008

Laughter Puddle 

A puddle found on the ground that consists of snot, saliva, spilled drinks and/or other substances (beverages) coming from the nose caused by a laughing group of people. These laughing people are usually in a circle-like formation in order to create a round puddle.
I was walking behind a group of loud teenagers and suddenly found myself almost stepping into a laughter puddle. Gross.