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Primate Special

When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.
Oh man, Zack got the worst Primate Special...
by DumDaddy May 12, 2025
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Primate Special

When a primate puts its hand in your ass, while another is sucking your meat, and one other has it’s dick in your mouth, all while you are oiled up in whipped cream and are getting shit thrown at you by another primate.
Oh man… Zack got the worst Primate Special the other day, poor dude…
by DumDaddy May 16, 2025
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human primate

Used to refer to people who have the lowest level of awareness of other living beings' welfare, physical and mental, especially animals; including those who exploit animals for their own gains. This word emphasizes how fundamentally connected humans and animals are via the same scientifically defined primate family, in terms of desires (e.g. for freedom, joy) and experience of physical and mental/emotional pain. This is NOT a racial term but rather a counterargument to Speciesism.
Animal abusers are examples of human primates.
by POILKEDS February 8, 2021
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Orion proxima

a flow of blood and other material from the lining of the uterus, occurring in non-pregnant women at intervals of about 28 days between puberty and the menopause and typically lasting for a few days.
"Orion Proxima pops up once in a month and is so fucking annoying"
"I wish Orion Proxima didn't exist"
"I have to buy so many tampons so Orion Proxima can stop"
"Orion Proxima might suddenly come up to small girls between ages 11-13 and start causing them pain"
by Orion_Proxima April 29, 2021
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media-primate

A media-primate is a person, who isn't firm with the media and the internet at all. Media-primates are mostly boomers.
You are a media-primate. / Your mother behaves like a media-primate
by georg.ws February 1, 2023
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dappable proximity

In the lively dance of urban greetings, where high-fives and fist bumps reign supreme, there emerges a star player: the "dap." Picture this: two pals, locked in a handshake symphony, creating a percussion masterpiece with a slap, pound, or snap that echoes through the concrete jungle.

Enter the scene-stealer - "dappable proximity." It's the Goldilocks zone of social distances, where two amigos find themselves in the sweet spot, not too close to invade personal space, and not so far that their daps turn into awkward, slow-motion misses.

This term transforms the art of handshakes into a spatial waltz, where finding that "dappable proximity" sweet spot becomes the key to unlocking a world of urban camaraderie. So, the next time you and your compadre hit that perfect distance, execute that dap with style
John and Mike were vibing so hard at the party, effortlessly hitting that dappable proximity during their epic daps, making their greetings the envy of the whole squad.
by GroovePioneer January 6, 2024
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