Wasabi Prostate Exam

(Noun) When your spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend or tinder date asserts their dominance by performing a prostate digital examination with a finger lubricated not with standard lubricant but Wasabi paste. Often contextualised in an act of sexual dominance.

"Hey man how's things with that girl going?"
'Yeah look it's getting pretty serious'
"How so?"
'Last night I got a wasabi prostate exam'
"Woh."

by JKeyes8989 January 26, 2022

enraged prostate

A result of anger directed at those who are more successful than you are or have bypassed you intellectually, emotionally, and physically.

Jerry Seinfeld's enraged prostate is making his usual bad jokes even worse.

by The Wendolyne May 5, 2024

Prostate Worm

A worm that crawls into your bunghole and tickles your sweet little prostate.

Last night I was digging holes in my backyard and came across the sweetest little prostate worm, he tickled my prostate so good.

by eggslut666 June 13, 2025

Professor Prostate

Any Medical Science professor that teaches the material given in the class in the utmost gruesome and disturbing way possible.

"Man, Reginald is such a Professor Prostate! Can he not make something disturbing?"

by McSand_boi May 10, 2023

prostate pleaser

When a man shits a log so wide that it presses up against his prostate, evoking a sense of euphoria and potential light-headedness as it passes.

Brian had been so backed up for the past few days that he was afraid taking a shit would hurt, but to his surprise just the opposite happened, his shit that day turned out to be a prostate pleaser.

by 1337-F337-100P June 19, 2018