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non-prophet group

Any organization or gathering of realistically-practical and open-mindedly compassionate people who are genuinely trying to assist their fellow humans with specific problems, and who wish to do so in a sane rational truly-effective "real world" manner, without trying to force a huge load of prejudiced acridly-critical theological "tough love" babble down the throats of the unfortunates who are seeking their help.
I hate it when non-prophet groups are labelled as "heathen" or "atheist" --- heck, they're just trying to actually provide people with what they really need, but without being destructively judgemental... what's so horrid or "sinful" about that???
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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The prophet Naziyr

The incarnation of the archangel Michael, also known as Melchizedek, king and high priest of early Jerusalem. In Daniel 12:1, Revelations 10:1-11 and Malachi 3:1. He delivers the endtimes 144,000 servants of Yahweh with a little book containing a new covenant.
The prophet Naziyr is the endtimes messiah.
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Drunken Prophet

A “drunken prophet” is when you are fucking a dude so hard up the ass he starts speaking in tongues and experiencing spiritual ecstasy resulting in the revelation of the meaning of life.
I was giving it to Alan so hard up his ass last night that he had a drunken prophet.
by AnonymousHyena January 24, 2023
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Nigga state property

A nigga who got a gal or not but fuck with any hoe he see! All in their DM on insta or hittin them on snap chat!
That nigga state property he fuck with any bitch that bleed
by Mssbytch July 4, 2017
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The Disagreement Prophecy

There will be a Great Disagreer who will restore balance to the earth. The Great Disagreer Will Disagree with anyone and always win the disagreement rather write or wrong. The Great Disagreer Will start a war and every person who disagrees with the Disagreer Will die. This will result in every person to be under the rule of the Great Disagreer.
Yo bro I think my mom is The Great Disagreer from The Disagreement Prophecy
by HurricaneIvan July 11, 2021
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prophet

one who feels the need to preach their moral beliefs even if you have no interest/want to listen to their shit
The prophet said, " I really think what you are doing is weird and gross, listen to my pastor preach about the ways of the Lord."
by CWS69 April 28, 2009
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propheteering

Leading a religious congregation for the sole purpose of enriching oneself or collecting political power.

"Bishop" Eddie Long, Jim and Tammie Faye Bakker, the aptly named Creflo Dollar, "Bishop" Earl Paulk, "Reverend" Jesse Jackson, Jimmy Swaggart
With their gold-plated bathroom fixtures that were funded by their often poor and elderly followers, preachers Jim and Tammie Faye Bakker were guilty of propheteering.
by fuzzybee October 27, 2011
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