prograstinate

smoke herb instead of doing work

Instead of changing diapers he would rather prograstinate.

by garvald December 15, 2008

Green Card Lottery Program

Part of the U.S.Immigration Act of 1990, it is designed to increase diversity in the U.S. immigrant population by providing visas to nationals of countries that have had low immigration rates to the United States. Applicants for the Green Card Lottery program participate in a lottery in which the winners are selected through a computer-generated random drawing. Approximately 50,000 non-Americans are picked each year.

The official name of the green card lottery program is the Diversity Visa Program (DV). The U.S. State Department provides over two hundred different types of visas for people to work and live in America legally. However, the DV program is the most unique one out there. Many of the visas the U.S Department issues contain strict set of qualifications. With the DV program, all you need is some basic education requirements and a bit of good luck.

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by immigration maven April 27, 2009

porn exchange program

A program where friends trade their old, boring porn with their friends,so that they have a wider variety. Very cost effective in these tough economic times.

Joe has watched "Doing Miss Daisy" so many times that it was boring so he traded it to Pat for his" Beth does Boston ." Both were pleased with their porn exchange program.

by Daisy55 November 12, 2009

Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

H-B Woodlawn Program

HB Woodlawn is a very good school, and anyone who slanders them is just jealous. You know that you want to go to our school...

"Eat pie and/or die, fools"

by Maethron April 1, 2005

H-B Woodlawn Program

Best fucking school EVER. Period.

H-B Woodlawn....We're better than you

Damn straight

by H-B Woodlawnnnnnn March 31, 2005

Kerbal Space Program 2

The best game that you dream of which will never release.

Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2023
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2024
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2025

by Matt Free March 9, 2021