Private Ryan

When a male has anal or sexual intercourse so hard with a female that her guts pour out, resembling the wounded soldier in the movie "Saving Private Ryan".

Chris said to Marco, "Olivia is such a babe, I'm gunna' Private Ryan her!"
The wife came home eager for a Private Ryan.

by Why So Serious?... August 19, 2008

private profile

the bane of the existance of lurkers, stalkers, and creeps. on myspace, dictates that you must add a person before you can see their profile.

usually results in creating a fake profile with which to lurk the person, only making you progressively creepier and more pathetic.

mike: geez louise, justin has a private profile!
eddie: yeah he's gay, add him on another acct.
mike: ok ROFL

by mike tree December 6, 2006

Private Square

A square surrounding your 'privates'. Find your private square by placing your left upper arm just above your breasts, and your right upper arm below your genital area.

head
----left arm
breasts
stomach
crotch
----right arm
legs

now to complete the private square you must sing the song. on the words capitalized, slap your upper legs then alternate left and right hands.

STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square
STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square

"MMMHM!" HE is welcome to touch my private square."

"Hands off the private sqare asshole."

by katlindawnu March 31, 2009

private study

Listening to music mucking about and watching popular videos on youtube.

I am going to do private study today in English class.

by Mrs Bondi March 19, 2017

private browsing

perusing genitals

"What's the point of private browsing when you've got me waiting at home?"
"Variety."

by jonlaundromat November 16, 2017

Privact

A private fact.

"Hey boy, what you got in them jeans?"
"Don't worry about it, that's a privact!"

by vomit1683 September 3, 2020

Privatekeyboard

The most caring and incredible individuals with the biggest heart. Always trying to make everyone’s day just a little bit better. Always looking on the bright side

You really helped me. You’re a real privatekeyboard

by Bigballz6969 September 16, 2020