pornhub time with my school (hot)

All of the school gathers around the TV to watch hardcore bdsm porn since my school loves it.

Hey! Can't wait to have pornhub time with my school!!! pornhub time with my school (hot)

by coolkid4543 March 12, 2019

Attention Span Of An Anti-Sex Addict On Pornhub

A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.

Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.

by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020

Pornhub

pornhub is website where all the horny 12 year olds and sad 40 year old men whose wives have left them can go to the one place that our dicks fear because the shear pain that there going to endere. pornhub is also the best social spot you can meet the best of people while watching step sis and step bro argue over the tv remote or some shit and then engage in sexual activities that include the loudest fakest moans, some a lot faker then the pornstars boobs on this website.

dad: hey son want to watch pornhub

son: of course

by Pierre monfrair December 13, 2021

pornhub lily

the girl in the future that will 100% be seen on pornhub in the future and will probably be seen snorting coke off mens dicks for money

that girl is such a pornhub lily

by jade pappos October 15, 2023

PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all

I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 1, 2023

pornhub elbow

Similar to 'tennis elbow', pornhub elbow occurs after a prolonged period of repeated use of pornhub, typically many months or years. The afflicted person develops chronic pain in the elbow of their dominant hand due to repetitive stress injury.

sufferer: Damn, my elbow is killin me, i gotta lay off the pornhub for a while cuz I got a bad case of pornhub elbow. Pass the naproxen.

by doubtown February 9, 2022

PornHub

Good lord; Lets finalize this shit
1, Best definition. A website that has a way friendlier comment section than Youtube does
*Me asking for help on homework*
Youtube
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
Fortfag01: "Figure it out you fucking retard."
Me: "Fuck this site, I'm going to Pornhub where I can get some real help."

Pornhub
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
felchgod69: "Oh yeah the answer is just x=4"
Me: "Thanks!"

2. A childrens gaming site

3. The reason for the clear history button and ctrl shift backspace on chrome.

4. Karen filter

5. What your school blocked.

6. a visual of urban dicktonary (yes, dicktonary)

7. Banned yt videos.

use a proxy lol beachball.live

PornHub

Here: Take some yummy cheezy piza

-Nate

by NateYT September 23, 2020