Poor Man's Lube

Poor Man's Lube is when a guy spits on his hand to get his girl wet. He's too lazy to get her worked up and too cheap to actually buy real lube.

Girl...I was with this guy last night. Things seemed like they were getting hot. Then he pulled out some Poor Man's Lube. I had to dip. Ew

by thatsreallynotme February 27, 2020

Poor Dave

Is a saying for when people feel bad for a nice guy. Or when your boyfriend is really super nice to everyone but you and people always feel bad for him because they look at him like hes the victim

I bet your girlfriend drives you crazy, I dont know how you deal with it, "poor dave"

Omg girl be nice to your boyfriend, poor dave.

by Lmfaotrue January 3, 2021

poor man’s hand warmer

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.

My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.

by Doggie walker May 13, 2021

Payday Poor

A person who has a fat monthly paycheck but spends it all in the first 2 weeks and lives poor until the next payday.

- "I'm poor"
- "No you're not! You're like, rich...you get paid a lot!"
- "Yeah, but now I'm poor, because I spent it all. I'll be rich again by end of month"
- "Ah, so you're Payday Poor"

by poorpotato December 23, 2018

Poor Mouth

A Poor Mouth never seems to have any money, yet they have a better house, a better car, eat better food, go on nicer vacations and generally have more fun than you do.

Nan: I just don't have any money.

Dave: Stop crying poor mouth, you lie!

by ***Dr Dave September 22, 2009

Poorgasm

The state of exhilaration that a poor or homeless person feels when he or she finds $5 on the ground.

Wow! A quarter! This is like a mini-poorgasm!

by AoD/Visk December 8, 2003

Poor Mans Valium

Is to masterbate in the helps of relaxing

I was soo stressed last night i took some poor mans valium to sleep

by Kriix June 4, 2009