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Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.
Oh man I was a poached egg last night
by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021
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poach me baby

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth
Oooooo yeah poach me baby
by Egg 🍳 September 3, 2017
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trailer park poach

when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.
Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach
by SirSource March 18, 2019
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Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa November 14, 2011
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long poaching

Long poaching is when a guy low key flirts with your girl right under your nose. She knows it's happening, he knows it's happening, and sometimes the victim catches wind of it as well. It's so low key that no one can even complain about it or get upset about it but everyone knows it's happening.
Buddy was long poaching my girl last night the gutless Lil prick
by anonymous October 2, 2021
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tattoo poaching

Hanging out in and around tattoo studios and gaining clientele and undercutting the prices of the shop and expanding your business simultaneously.
I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and I met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love!
by anonymous May 18, 2024
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Complement Poach

When someone steals another persons complement that wasn't directed at them.
Jack "Suzie you look nice today"
Jill "Thank you"
Jack "Jill don't complement poach"
by AskACapperDOTcom September 16, 2009
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