Philosophical Booty Flake

a rude insult for cum nuggets of people they are bad kill all philosophical booty flakes

Justin Bieber is a philosophical booty flake

by tupacwillpopyou November 29, 2022

Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016

Philosopher

Someone who pretends to know everything in the Universe but in reality a useless IYI.

Mr. Rouge Philosophy always claims himself a Philosopher.

by PseudPhilosopher January 04, 2022

philosopher

Adam Villegas is a the smartest philosopher ever born, for true knowledge ask Adam

I really love that new philosopher adam he is so amazing

omg he's so smart, his name must be adam

by j coolio west February 22, 2017

philosopher

kim namjoon

kim namjoon is a philosopher, if you ask him how his day was, he'll answer your question but then he will start speaking about how we should love ourselves. (cutie <3)

by jiminsbitch December 06, 2018

Philosopher’s Stone

When you take a shit that contains all four elements: fire, earth, water, and air

Bro I just made a fat philosopher’s stone in my toilet

by March 02, 2024

Philosophical Dutch rudder

When 2 or more people are arguing about a topic when neither person are making a point to sway the other’s position; however are enjoying the fact they are hearing their own position of the topic.

“I was in a philosophical Dutch rudder in class you won’t believe where he came from!”

“You want in on this philosophical Dutch rudder or are you good?”

“So mid philosophical Dutch rudder this guy drops the n bomb and people came at him from every direction after that”

by Mdarkside July 26, 2024