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Philosopher’s Stone

When you take a shit that contains all four elements: fire, earth, water, and air
Bro I just made a fat philosopher’s stone in my toilet
by anonymous March 1, 2024
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Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.
by KImCobain June 11, 2016
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tiktok philosopher

Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.
Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024
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Philosophful

Philosophful (adj.)
A person who is deeply and naturally full of philosophical thought not just trained in philosophy, but saturated with it in how they see the world. ;Full of philosophical depth, quiet thought, or reflective meaning.

person; someone full of philosophy.
"They’re so philosophful, it’s like every little thing to them is meaningful."
by gloomxsq May 13, 2025
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Yahoo Philosopher

A person on yahoo that constantly tries to be 'deep' and 'brooding' but in reality just pretentious.
'I'm a yahoo philosopher, I'm 13 and my balls just dropped! Girls will love my complexity now.'
by Pseudo-Cynic September 14, 2015
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