Peter

He’s quite funny but harbours a dark secret, have fun with him….while you can

Oh look, it’s Peter

by Uhhhhm November 26, 2021

Petering

In a tactical FPS video game setting, to Peter (present part/verb: petering) is to strafe-walk while spraying a weapon, resulting in kills full of bodyshots that would often off-put players who aim for the head, tilting them by invalidating all their aim-training and hard work. Fk you Peter!

"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably

"Oh my god this guy is petering, no fckin shot. This guy is so trash at the game"

by pickledpeppercouldpickapepper August 23, 2022

a peter

a word to lol at. one of the most unfortunate names for a male child. people named peter go through life as the butt of many jokes since peter = penis.

a word thats used in place of the word "prick", more enviormentally and kid friendly word to use.

hmmmm if i go and lick peter, does that mean i just gave him a blow job? wow thats one giant peter! to bad your peter isnt as big as you, eh peter?

hahahhahahah, your mom is dead. i killed her in bed last night!! wow stop being such a peter

by rofltittytastic July 9, 2009

Peters

A fucking retard who sucks big dick, "Peters" is usually a last name of a homosexual man.
He likes to get some head

Gibbon Peters: Yo bro hi
Fortnite Squeaker: wtf bro u seem homo
Gibbon Peters: yep im a Peters

by Cavaze December 19, 2018

Peter

alpha of all alphas. master of manipulation. also known as getter / gutter.

“hey jacky did you meet peter?”

“yeah, he’s sooo alpha.”

by guess who obviously wrote this March 16, 2021

Peters

Celtic Slang for someone who blatantly likes to discredit and disgrace his fellow colleagues regardless of evidence to enhance the size of his dimunitive penis. Can also be used as a verb to describe the action of becoming an axe wound.

1.) That twat is such a peters.

2.) Did u see Alexander get peters'd at the samurai exhibition?

OR I saw Alexander getting peters'd when he fell into the axe stand!

by Revenge101 October 23, 2006

Peter

When a bunch of guys tries to hook up with one guy.

1) Kevin got petered.
2) Kevin got majorly petered.
3) JT

by TDAAWWGG September 2, 2010