Perch Jerker

A Perch Jerker is a fishing buddy who gets really excited when he snatches a rubber lipped perch from some mud infested swamp.

Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.

Ring Ring...

Bob: "Hello"
Mike: "Hey, what's up ya Perch Jerker".
Bob: "Hey, what's up ya rubber lipped, yellow bellied gar snatcher"
Mike: "you ready to go fishing?"
Bob: "Hell yeah"

by Spot Light March 31, 2009

Perch

to hang out in a creepy fashion (ie: in the corner); to observe from afar; a form of voyeurism.

Man that dude is such a creep, why is he perching in the corner?

by C Burnett February 10, 2008

Perchanceable

It can be used in multiple ways, mainly from a question.

Hey wanna go to a movie?
Perchanceable

by CamKnowsNothing July 26, 2023

percia

Percia is a super fine chick who has the biggest heart in the whole world. She is a DARKSKIN no matter the circumstances.

That girl Percia is a baddie

by @dnd.cia January 11, 2020

why perched?

an exclamation from english teachers and students
originated from a teacher asking her class about a word in a poem

-you should say it in a silly way

-its fun to take the piss and be sure to when saying it Ü

- Why perched?!?!!?!?

- well... thats about it really

by rimmo May 7, 2008

Perhapsamente

Really bad but useful spanglish to articulate a "maybe" on a situation where one is uncertain of plans. Excellent in drunk situations.

Person 1- "Hey man! Want to go to to Jeff's party later?"

Person 2- "Perhapsamente, I need to see what else is happening first."

by Aryn505 March 9, 2009

persha

A beautiful woman with long locks of hair.

Persha is amazing

by Kirstyn March 18, 2018