pepperoni tattoo

The Pepperoni Tattoo is similar to a Mushroom Tattoo. It involves a woman, preferably with leathery breasts, slapping a man across the face with her nipple and leaving a "Pepperoni Tattoo"

Typically this is done when a rather dominant woman wants to mark her territory.
When Tom was asked why he had a large circular bruise on his forehead he replied "I was getting into it with an old biker chick when she whipped out her titty and slapped me in the face!"

The Pepperoni Tattoo
by Flexy Mcghee July 10, 2017
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Pepperoni Switch and Slide

while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow
"Hey man, I got roofied last night and woke up with a pepperoni switch and slide
by Ramenboi21 March 28, 2024
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Pepperoni Ass

When a person has a bountiful amount of acne on their butt, like a pepperoni pizza pie
I can’t hit you doggy style anymore because I can’t stand to look at your pepperoni ass.
by annhud November 17, 2023
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Pepperoni tony

An ethnically ambiguous male with a bristled mustache whose favorite pass time is throat goatin’ big Italian sausage while listening to Nickelbacks debut album.
Pepperoni Tony: “Hey big boy, I heard that big ass Italian sausage has a mean mushroom stamp?”

Big Boy in question: “mhm…yup”

*gagging noises*
by Chonavibes May 26, 2022
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Pepperoni time

Often celebrated by fat hairy broskis who are wayyy to excited about something. Strongly disliked by football coaches and girlfriends, “pep time” for short is a commonly celebrated holiday in Flint, Michigan
-“Fuckin Flint Rob shoulder checked the blind chick and did a pep time afterwards”
-“names Rob not Bob
Ain’t a fag, put the pepperonis in a bag”
-“it’s pep time fuckers
-“you keep talking shit like that your gonna get nutted on with a pep time afterwards”
Pepperoni time means rubbing your nipples in celebration
by 4GKLOS2 October 30, 2018
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Bonus Pepperoni

Any pepperoni on a pizza that can be removed and eaten without disturbing or removing the cheese on that particular slice. This is a Bonus Pepperoni and may be removed and eaten by anyone, whether OR NOT they chose that slice.
"Why is there hardly any pepperoni on this pizza?"."Because I ate all the bonus pepperoni."
by Sheenamg September 15, 2019
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Pepperoni's Disease

The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.

Pp go down
Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.

Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease
by Captain Hook 2006 December 19, 2022
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