penn state

Located in what almost qualifies as a real town in Central Pennsylvania, Penn State doubles the population of State College for 8 months each year. Mostly a college for people that weigh more than their IQ's, this state school promises a degree at least a third of UPenn's and half of Lafayette's. Nevertheless, no party in the state is bigger than Penn State, so if you're looking for a week full of drunk, this is the place to go. If you're looking for a real education, maybe you should look elsewhere.
My friend went to Penn State to party, and never woke up.

My Penn State diploma landed me a secure job at Wal-Mart

I only went to Penn State because I didn't get into anwhere else
by got_out_of_town February 18, 2005
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Sean Penn

1) The ruler of the world.
2) A really nifty actor
3) Someone who can kick your ass.
1) Hail Sean Penn!!!
2) Sean Penn was awesome in 21 Grams!
3) Look at Sean Penn castrate the first submitter!
by Jesus Christ April 30, 2004
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penn state

Just like Pitt, except in the middle of nowhere.
Hey, let's go to Penn State and watch the cows fuck!
by Joseph Mama January 08, 2006
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Penns Manor

1.A waste of time.

2.A place for friends to casually break the rules with no fear of punishment.
"This game is totally a Penns Manor, man."

"I'm not worried about getting caught stealing the answer key, this is Penns Manor.
by Sonny Day March 31, 2009
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Penn Stater

See also butter face and cleveland brown

A chick with a smokin' body but a butt ugly face. Like the Penn State football uniform, great uniform, nasty helmet.
If that Penn Stater would just get her nose fixed, I'd let her go down on me.
by Ice Trey April 29, 2003
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penne pasta

A penne pasta is the micro penis of a 47 year old bald man whos name is Jon.
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The next to last ultimate pen used for keeping score in ultimate frisbee; decorated with pictures of Sean Penn; purchased at the University of Pennsylvania.
Because that would be your penultimate Penn ultimate ultimate Penn pen.
by neebnoob18 June 03, 2014
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