pelican deluxe

a person who's such a pelican that the word pelican isnt enough to describe them
bill: you see that guy trip over, what a pelican

jayden: pelican deluxe!
by taralski May 03, 2013
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polly the pelican

The girl who is rejected but the rejecter has a crush on said girl
Oh that poor polly the pelican
by Danathy buckles November 14, 2019
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pelican snowball

When you jizz in your But hole and poop it out
I just ate a pelican snowball.
by Kobeee!!! March 18, 2015
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Thug Pelican

A wicked cool pelican that is suuuuuper fat and rests it's beak on its enormous stomach. Pelicans are chill, have swag, and are thugs.
Joe: What's that?

Ronnie: It looks like a fat bird.......

Joe: You baffoon thats a "Thug Pelican"!!!!

Ronnie: What?
by sawoah March 30, 2012
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Pensacola Pelican

The act of defecating inside a person's mouth and then receiving a blow job from that person.
You got an Alabama Hot pocket? well I totally took a deuce in her mouth before she gave me a blowie, I call it the Pensacola Pelican!
by Big Dick McGhee July 19, 2010
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distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.
I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican
by SwapGuy November 13, 2009
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pelican bash

the act of a person flicking the toungue side to side on a womans vagina while shaking head side to side
man did you pelican bash that hot bitch?
by benchii September 11, 2009
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